I must declare that I have found the most spectacular resource for Toad Kissers at all levels! Whether, my dear friends, you are an apprentice or have become a legacy toad kisser, Groupon.com is a must-use.
(if you are unfamiliar with your level, please revisit Finding Your Voice – a post from September)
This summer I’ve had some of the most amazing “firsts” that I can remember, and it is only getting better….
First Segway Tour
First Membership to the Botanical Gardens
First Opening night at the Symphony
And now I am looking forward to a Haunted Mansion to celebrate October.
Don’t these sound like simply wonderful ways to kiss a toad? Now I do have to admit
that my toad is truly a handsome prince, but I love discovering new adventures with him. While we have mastered the art of toad kissing, we truly have not settled in to becoming boring to each other.
Last night was the perfect fairy tale date with my handsome prince – front row and enter to the opening night of the Green Bay Symphony Orchestra. He and I sat hand in hand anticipating the sounds of Dukas, Dvorak, Gershwin and Saint-Saens. Not that I have any strong familiarity with these composers – my experience is a couple of Music Appreciation classes and my Xirius XM Pops station in the car. I know enough to recognize the sounds of the composition but I couldn’t name an Opus to save my life.
As Maestro Donato Cabrera lifted his arms to his debut season, the sounds of the horn section boomed from behind us. The notes came under and through the seats as if to lift us right onto stage with the cellos. It was beautiful and overwhelming. Maestro then turned his arms to the audience and invited us into his art by singing our National Anthem.
When thesorrowful sounds of Dukas came through the passion of the violin solo, I saw a tear mist into Prince Charming’s eye. That’s is! We’re hooked. We are in love with the Strings, the Wine and the Maestro. We are in love with the Symphony. Who’d
have thought Groupon could spark such a passion?
This morning as I board the plane on yet another business trip, I have the time to
reflect back to my traumas of the single-life. I remember how the thought of hang to suffer through another coffee date at the local Barnes & Noble made my brow tense and my stomach turn. While this is a pleasant way to meet a blind or semi-blind date, we all seem to busy anymore to really put any creativity to work.
Thus, my new love affair with Groupon!
Fellow toad kissers, imagine that you invite a love prospect to join you on a rafting
adventure during full summer bloom or even a Midwest Wine Tasting festival held
on a lake frozen over from the mid-winter sub-zeros. Don’t these ideas perk
your mind and therefore also your excitement?
For my married toad kissers, wouldn’t you be caught off guard if your spouse
surprised you with tickets to an Art Festival just to find a way to reconnect
during your chaotic lives?
And for my friends who have recently taken hiatus from kissing our amphibious little critters, how about a girls day at a spa, or a fishing charter on the Great Lakes?
Now what if I were to tell you that you can do all of these things using the power
of the commonwealth of toad kissers united?
That’s right, Groupon is my new favorite site that harnesses the buying power of the
masses to bring bargain bin prices on fantastic experiences! Thank you, Groupon, for sending such intoxicating suggestions for date night, family vacations, romantic scapes and other such luxuries.
So, fellow toad kissers and friends, go out and explore, and then watch how much more interesting you become to your love interests or friends. You never know, the girl you have been struggling to ask out might just be waiting to say yes to the first guy who offers her a guided horseback tour through the Shenandoah.
Collette’s Law of the Wooded Area
Note the “guided” description of the horseback tour – a critical law of toad kissing is to always have first dates in public areas and to have witnesses in whispering distance if venturing into the cover of the woods. If help is as far away as a scream, you should be certain that the person you are with can be trusted with the cheese knife in your picnic basket.