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Toad Kissing New Year’s Resolutions: Promises to help you Never Kiss a Toad Again!

Ladies, repeat after me…

In 2012 I will:

Learn to tell the difference between kissing a frog and kissing a toad.
Toad-Proof my Online Dating Profile.
Understand that while I may kiss a couple of frogs this year, I’m going to stay away from the wart-infested toad variety.
Recognize the mating call of the toad so that I stop answering.
Join a Toad Kissing Support Group and help myself and other women avoid warts.
Identify my own personal toad tendencies and work on making sure I am a princess instead of a toad.
Commit to kissing one less toad this year in my search for my handsome prince.
Promise not to give up on online dating and go back to drunk sloppy guy at the bar – realizing that he is and always will be a toad.
Listen to my gut – or at least the guts of my girlfriends – when Toad-Warning signs show up in Neon Pink.
Be true to myself, first – last – always, and not compromise my instincts in the name of Toad Kissing.

And, Dear Friends, I promise to help you!

Happy New Year – Happy New You!

Loving Regards,
Heidi Lee

Never Kiss a Toad Again